• tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
• new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
• tourist: oh you think your clever???
• new yorker: what
• tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
• new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
• tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
• the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

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waker-of-the-winds:

vinyl-scratchdj:

sarahthompson03:

That still confuses the fuck out of me.

^^^

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stonedkitty:

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up

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jstforkicks:

poeticdeefect:

reassuredlies:

wtfced:

jamtastik:

wtfced:

jamtastik:

wtfced:

vouisluitton:

deadstockdev:

hidefsteff:

basedfiasco:

peanuhbutta:

i do NOT understand -___-

8*(

LMAO

Bruh got that Bicycle pedal.

Bruh got that kindle.

Bruh got that 8-track.

Bruh got that wedding invitation.

Bruh got that Sega Genesis cartridge.

Bruh got that dish washer sponge.

Bruh got that floppy disc.

Bruh got the cassette tape.

Bruh got the iPhone 4S.

Bruh got that NES controller

Bruh got that dollar bill

Bruh got that Nintendo GameBoy Advance SP

Bruh got that state I.D

Bruh got that club flier on your windshield

Bruh got that cd case

Bruh got that chinese take out menu

Bruh got that scratch off lottery ticket

bruh got that 500g external drive

bruh got that ps3 game case

bruh got that mouse pad

bruh got that box of band aids

bruh got that bathroom tile 

bruh got that media player classic

bruh got that cliffs notes

bruh got that pocket bible

bruh got that free frosty wendys coupon book

bruh got that tv dinner fold out table.

bruh got that suitcase.

bruh got that scion xb.

bruh got that box of pancake batter.

bruh got that block of cheddar

bruh got that food stamp card

bruh got that lego house

bruh got that rubbermaid bucket

Bruh got that parallel parking spot.

Bruh got that iphone case.

Bruh got that new tab on Google Chrome.

Bruh got that manilla folder.

Bruh got that heating pad

Bruh got that strawberry poptart

bruh got that cable box

bruh got that zune player

bruh got that nokia original

bruh got that bar of ivory soap

BRUH GOT THAT JAMIE FOXX

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justraiseyourhead:

infamousvikas:

destined-to-be-damaged:

tw0way:

Traci Wise:

“I found my son sitting having a moment with his daddy (SFC Benjamin Wise) the other day. We lost him January 15 in Afghanistan… we cannot forget about the incredible loss these children must undertake.”

Every follower of mine should reblog this. 

idgaf that this is color. it is so touching and tragic. everyone should reblog this no matter what your blog type is!!!

OMG ;( Stay strong little guy. </3

Be brave little man!

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